...."A friend of mine who had a blues band in North Texas used to stop the band, and yell over the microphone "We don' Know any Lynryd Skynyrd, but just for you we're gonna practice them all week and THEN NOT DO 'EM, just for you." "

Gee, I can only surmise that such would go over as well in Texas as it would in Albert County, New Brunswick. You think you got some rednecks in Texas ? If they said that down in Albert County, there might be Hell to pay ! After all, the anthem in AC is "Sweet Home, Albert County" and the "Albert County Liquor Pigs" be the religeon down thar ! Best watch out what ya say bout them good ol boys, lest you wanna be leavin yer gear here after the gig an get away wit yer hide !!