Got that right Amos...their are a lotta girls, mostly skanks, who are mad aqt me in this town. Tough! I am what I am and I ain't changin'. These girls are like always mad anyway at someone cos it makes em feel inportant to be mad. That's mostly why, I think. I could care less. You clould pave a new highway to Subdury with just the pancake make-up off all the girls around here who have been mad at me. I have not made most of them so I don't know what hyou mean about my "Maker". (Not that I ain't tried, but they are stuck-up...and don't know a good thing when they see it!)

I also don't get the dcomment about the flowers at all. That was Neil the Irish Sergeant. You ain't a cop are you, Neil? I been havin sertin disagreements with cops around here as long as I can remember....(which ain't too long! Arf! Arf! A lotta beer and grass can slow the mind, so even tho I was not born stupid (like my idiot brother and all his frineds) I find my memory is kinda, like...

What were we talkin' about? Okay, well...

Have you guys ever been to Sudbury? We call it "Sudsy", and it is a real man's town. About all you can do there is drink and ride snowmoblies on the lake whch this year has been more dnagerous than usual becoz the ice has not been too good. That's when you ghotta lay on the speed so ya get across ahead of the ice before it breaks, eh? If your too slow then you take a dip and get sobered up real fast...if you live. My brothere has dunked 3 times and lived, proabaly cox he was so drunk that the cold didn't faze him. I have to admit he can drink, eh? But who can't in this family? Fortuanately he did it on borrode equimpement which we did not pay for, so no big loss, eh?

I am still the brains of this outfit, no dout of that. This is proved by the fact that my brother (Don the jerk) does not surf trhe flippin net, man! He is such a loser.

But he can drink. I always say ya gotta play your strong suit, eh? I got 2 bowers, three of a kind, and a flippin ace up my sleeve, man, and I ain't even started yet.

BDiBR