Do I have to go? Couldn't I arrange to be interned at Guantanamo Bay instead?

William Shatner...was he the one in "Spaced Invaders" or the hero in "Galaxy Quest"? No, couldn't be that guy...he was too good an actor. Maybe Shatner's the dude in the plaid sportcoat and white shoes that MCs the jiggle flicks on the late late late show. Sorry, just can't place him...he couldn't have been too memorable.