Which reminds me of the Flanders & Swan song written around the time that HMG took over Rockall for rocketry testing.

The fleet set sail for Rockall, Rockall, Rockall.
To free the isle of Rockall. from fear of foreign thrall.
They sped across the planet,
To find that lump of granite,
One rather startled gannet,
In fact they found - Rock-all!

AndyG