Now, Art, don't be coy...No one could be that immune to the Shatner mystique.

However, if you really want to be interned at Guantanamo Bay, I should think it can easily be done. Convert to Islam, join Al-Queda, and attack any piece of American property just about anywhere in the world. The Pentagon will do the rest!

But come now, Art, why not go for something truly exciting, and attend the Birthday Bash? I am happy to report that order has been somewhat restored at this point, with only a few hurt feelings and the loss of some pointed ears (one of them ended up in my pudding somehow). These yoyos who make themselves up as Klingons always feel that they've got to have "attitude", but we've got them settled down now. We're gonna have a vote of hands on the best Shatner impressions and imitations shortly.

- LH