Har har har! This is the most anarchic thread I've seen in a while.

"Canada is barbaric without being picturesque."
I saw that piece about Magnetic North. Said the scientists were surprised at the speed of the pole's migration. This frightens me, somehow. I dunno. (Eventually, or periodically, the magnetic poles reverse, don't they? *Why*?)

Yeah & wot about the new Rhode Island-sized iceberg that just plopped off of Antarctica? And the asteroid that just narrowly missed us with nobody noticing?? WHO'S MINDING THE STORE, here? Harrumph.