Okay, I heard he's 71 this year, so that would make it March 22, 1931 I guess...

Kirk may be born in Iowa sometime in the future, but William Shatner is Canadian, and like most Canadian males is prodigiously endowed in one respect or another. However, we will not begrudge Riverside, Iowa the enjoyment of sharing some of that reflected starglow.

Carol - Where have you been seeing Big Bill's bare ankles? Inquiring minds want to know.

It's barely an hour till midnight here, and the tension is just incredible! Can't wait till the countdown. In fact, the tension is so extreme that I may not be able to maintain this communication much longer...

Shatner lookalikes are charging all over the place in a frenzy issuing meaningless orders to which no one is responding, the projector is overheating, the Klingons are threatening another outbreak, and there's a McCoy clone and a Spock clone staggering around with each other in a headlock. "Spock" is trying the Vulcan shoulder pinch on "McCoy", but it ain't workin' and...they fell in the swimming pool! "Kirk" dives in to rescue them. "Kirk" #2 dives in to rescue all 3 of them. "Kirks" #3-25 also dive in. It's a pool party.

LH over and out.

- LH