OK you candyholics (and I number among ye)
Are y'all familiar with a bawdy monologue-over-music by Harvey Mandel called "Candy Rapper" ?
I don't want to drift this thread so I'll start a new BS thread with the name of the song title

But I can't resist a small sample:

It was another PAYDAY and I'm tired of being a MR. GOODBAR
So when I saw Miss HERSHEY standing behind the POWERHOUSE
At the corner of CLARKE and FIFTH AVENUE...

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michael