Well, it's the day after here, and what a mess! Still, it was entirely worth it. An alumnus named Ron Cuddlesworth won the Shatner Impersonator contest. He burst into tears on receiving the award, and then hogged the stage for the next half hour, ego-tripping all over the place. I fear he has become mentally unhinged.

The Big Mouth Billy Bass is safely on his way to Spaw's residence in Ohio. We've rigged him to start talking when the package is opened.

There are tribbles scattered all over the place, and there seem to be more of them than I had thought...

The giant tribble disappeared shortly after midnight and is now reported to be perched on the roof of the Orillia Opera House. How it got there is a complete mystery.

The Klingons have doffed their ears and gone home.

All in all, it's been another splendid William Shatner Birthday Bash. See you all next year, same time, same galactic space station, at the WSSBA in beautiful picturesque Orillia, Ontario, Canada...home of the crop circle.

- LH