Here's my contribution.

To the tune of The Old Orange Flute:

Oh, are we six counties or are we one land?
Do we belong to the U.K. or old Ireland?
If you know the answer, oh do share it, please,
But for the meanwhile, can't we all live in peace?

We've had enough bloodshed, we've had enough war,
And it's getting to be a bloody big bore,
So if you're hot for killing, please do yourself in,
And I doubt that we'll miss you while we sit and grin!

New words © Stephen L. Suffet 2002