Newsflash! Canada may* soon pass legislation to provide funding for the erection of William Shatner statues in all major centres, and even in some smaller places...like Moosejaw, Pickle Lake, and Blind River. This is expected to increase tourism (specially female tourism) dramatically, and it will make the Great White North even more stunningly attractive than it already is! Eat your hearts out, yanks!

The iceberg is looking for a ship, but hasn't found one large enough yet to suit its requirements.

- LH