DESCENT, man! Shatner is a goof, but we still rate a statue coz Blind River is my honmetown eh? Only a compleat looser would say that Canada could not be attracktive someday. CAnada RULES!!! We invented hockey, beer, pucks, snowmobiles and...beavers...and...beer. I think. Well maybve we didennt invent beer but weve still got the best beer. We invented CANADIAN BEER, eh? and Canadian beer RULES!!!

I should know. I've drank a sh*tload of it.

I am not worried about the iceberg. It will not get anywhere near Blind River cos it would have to come up the St Lawrence first, and I figure the Frogs would break it up for ice cubes beforeit ever got thourhgh. The might talk funny but theny aint stupid. Well, not that stupid anyway.

You wanta bringf emales tourists to Blind River, man, just tell 'em where I live. Tell 'em Shane is waitin'! I got a big thrirst and a libildo to match it!

BDiBR