One day I went to Pizza Hut and bought a pizza that I brought home, opened up, and while my back was turned, my cat took a shit on the pizza. Not having noticed the addition of the additional topping, I ate the pizza. That very day I had an amazing spontaneous remission of my MS symptoms. Of course, I was certain I'd experienced the improvements BECAUSE of the unique pizza I had ingested. I called Oprah Winfrey and told her the good news and within a week I was on her TV show telling the world of the real and miraculous benefits of TURD PIZZA as a cure for Multiple Sclerosis. I'm happy to say that I was just informed today that Pizza Hut and Dominos are both thinking seriously of putting TURD PIZZA on their menus.Alas, I take no credit for this. All of the credit must go to my Higher Power.
Art Thieme