Hmm... Max, when you get to the Getaway, there's going to be angry yellowjackets in your sleeping bag and wet salamanders in your shoes ... not to mention the little surprises the kitchen staff are going to slip into your food! -- But keep up the good work, we may relent and let you have more than one meal a day.

I was lucky to get into this mess when there were already at least 30 posts. I read the first four, then decided it was stupid to have a heart attack about something that had about a 1% probability of being true. So I went to visit my 84-year-old aunt (really!) and never did read most of the really scary stuff, and still it was so scary all my muscles tightened up.

Skarpi, I liked your post the best: "If this is a joke I forgive you completely." You must be a very nice person. None of the rest of us are going to forgive him until hell freezes over.

Love, Rita F