During the fooball matches I used to attend some years ago there was a song made up, on the spot, by fellow supporters, when the lady herself was present at a Wembley Cup Final.

sung to 'Oh you lovely doll'

Oh you ugly doll you great big ugly doll let me put my arms around you throw you in river and *"*##g well drown you...

the lady never attended another!!

who said that community singing is dead...