Sitting at dinner with the staidest relatives I have, and Timothy (aged about 4 at the time) announces that since Aunt Norma is a girl, she has a vulva, right Mom? Nothing wrong with the terminology but boy was Aunt Norma embarrassed! Why bring these things up over dinner, I ask you?

Family story, dating to when my sisters were approx 2, 3 and 4, or maybe 3, 4 and 5, leaning over the edge of the tub watching Daddy take a bath. Why does it float? Asks one of them. 'Cause it's 'tached at the other end, dummy! answers another. I think this is the conversation that taught Dad to float a strategic washcloth whenever one of his daughters entered the bathroom while he was in the tub...