Spaw - you are incorrigible! That's as bad as the photo I was sent of a roadkill rabbit with lots of squashed painted eggs around it, and a caption telling me to inform all children that Easter had been cancelled...

Mmmm - big Easter dinners. I'm going camping over Easter, so mine will no doubt be something cooked on a meths stove in the middle of nowhere.

Offspring - is there a way of artificially hardening the egg like they do with conkers? I can just picture all these cement-filled shells...