I have vague memories of a rugby based version from the 1970s, the only bit of which I can remember runs:

All Through The Night (parody)

"My wife is a real fanatic
"All through the night
"She's tied goalposts to the bedposts
"All painted white.
"In her dreams, she yells like thunder
"Tears the blankets all a-sunder "Then gives me an up-and-under*
"All through the night."

*This line delivered in the manner of commentator Eddie Waring.

If anyone has the rest of the song, I'd be grateful.

Walrus