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Thread #9944   Message #67806
Posted By: Banjer
03-Apr-99 - 05:28 AM
Thread Name: Banjo Jokes, let the dueling begin....
Subject: RE: Banjo Jokes, let the dueling begin....
Whew!! Almost let this thread slide into oblivion...Aren't you all glad I snatched it from that fate, SURE YOU ARE!!! Applause not necessary, just send legal tender...

What do you get when you throw a banjo, an accordian and a bodhran off the Empire State Building?


What should one do after running over a banjo?

Back up!

In answer to what probably more than a few of you are thinking....Which of the following does not belong: Herpes, Measles, AIDS, Banjo Players?

Measles-you can get rid of the measles.