Spartacus?I don't mind coortin' no Spartacus!
Are you a Spartacus from Edenderry, or are you one of the Moira Spartacusses!
Either way, I'd gi' ye yer hole quicker than thon Simmons one wud! She soun's like a right oul' coul-rife!
Here ... before ye go, d'ye huv a wee feg on you? I'm chokin' so I am!