I play air-genitalia...or I let my roadie handle it. For years I wanted the "concert-style" genitals, but I found the "orchestra body" easier to play. I have since settled on the dreadnaught. When I switched genitalia, I considered an F-5 style, but then oped for the F-hole A style, as it was much easier to handle.

Does anyone know where I can get some tenor genitalia?

Hey catspaw, where did you get that picture of the Amish-Australian Moustache tuner? I wanna spring that on a few GearGeeks I know, but I can't copy the URL, it won't link up when I post it...