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Thread #45901   Message #679261
Posted By: *#1 PEASANT*
29-Mar-02 - 11:53 PM
Thread Name: BS: H A P P Y E A S T E R !
Subject: H A P P Y E A S T E R !
Happy easter to absolutely everyone everywhere. For Easter I take myself each year to the greek isles-and show Zorba the Greek! Lamb, souvlaki, cheese puffs and ouzo of course! Can you turn water into milk? I can! (great trick for kids....glass of ouzo + glass of water!) I can smell the easter cookies of crete baking now..... Cezch out our easter link and join in! Click for Bladozorba! Too bad we are without Anthony Quinn this year....I shall have to do my best to fill in! Here are some quotations to get you started. Czech out the music links.... Enjoy.....>

Sayings of Zorba!

Why did God give us hands-
To Grab!
Then Grab

"When you've made up your mind, no use lagging behind,  go ahead and no relenting"

Will no man do something without a why?
Just for the hell of it?

Clever people and grocers -they weigh everything!

"Let your youth have free reign, it won't come again,so be bold and no repenting."
                                                                   - Old folk song sung in Zorba the Greek, by Nikos Kazantzakis.

People have fallen low. They've let their bodies become mute, and they can speak
                       only through their mouths."
                            Nikos Kazantzakis, Zorba' the Greek

Listen to that Bitch-
The sea...maker of widows.

In work I am your man
I play and sing- I am my own  I mean free...

God bless and the Devil too!

Am I not a man
And is not a man stupid?
I am married so I married wife, children, house
everything
The full catostrophe!

What kind of man are you?
You dont even like dolphins!

You have to admit it boss
its big but she shakes it well!

God who is a clever devil
Today put in your hands
a gift from paradise

Life is trouble
Only Death is not!
To be alive is to undo your belt and look for trouble!

Boss you have to make up your mind...
are you or are you not a gosh darn capitolist?

My Brain is not the right weight
It gives me such crazy ideas!

When a man is full
What can he do....burst?

Only the dancing stopped the pain.

Come on don't be delicate...

I have got enough fight in me to devour the world
...So I fight!

If a woman sleeps alone it puts a shame on all men.

God has a very big heart.
But there is one sin he will not forget. If
A woman calls a man to her bed and he won't go!

When you talk I watch your arms
your legs and your chest.
They are dumb
They say nothing
So how can you understand

Look here and here....
Nothing on the back!

Now I look at a man, anyman and I say
he is good he is bad.
What do I care if he is Greek or Turk

As I get older
I swear by the bread I eat we can start
good or bad- what is the difference
we all end up the same...
Food for worms!

And as for women.
You make fun of me that I love them.
How can I not love them.
They are such poor weak creatures.
They take so little.
A man's hand on their breast and they give you
all they's got!

On a deaf man's door you can knock forever...

I spit on their agony!

There will be no funeral.
She was a Frank. She crossed herself with four fingers.

The Lamb...It will burn!

You've got everything except madness.
A man needs a little madness or else he dairs never cut the rope nad be free.

Did you ever see a more spledifferous mess?

 "As you go along in life, ask yourself, `Is this worthy of my soul?' `Is this what I'm meant to be

Conrad!Yasas!!!