No No No! It is a conspiracy but not for the reasons suggested. The deaths were orchestrated by the Dutch! Yes! The Dutch! "Why?" you ask. For diversion!

Every year the Dutch push the dikes out a wee bit farther, given them more land. But where does the water go? Yes! It rises higher upon our shores and the shores of every place on Earth! We are getting smaller, while the Dutch are growing larger. Eventually, their land will be the size of North America! Sure, it will take forever, but the Dutch are very patient and long-suffering, as well as long-sighted!

To sway attention from their diabolical activity, they create diversions throughout the world! They were the ones responsible for the fill in the blank!And they did it to draw attention from themselves!

Maybe NOW I will finally be considered for "Man of the Year"!

khandu