Jack the Sailor: Oh, that "Teach Your Children" parody is priceless! Reminds me of Greg Stephens's post to Part 1 of this thread (21-Mar-02 - 07:21 AM):

"For any country dissatisfied with their currrent anthem (or any newly emerging countries wanting something suitable) I have written one which I think takes care of all necessary sentiments.

'I love (insert name of country),
I love it day and night
We are bloody wonderful
And all the rest are shite' ".