As ye probably know ah'm fascinated wi' usless information.Ane o' the Great "Fartistes" o' aw time wis a fubulous musician by the name o'LE PETOMANE.
Nae need tae dae cripplin exercises like stickin yer fingers in yer neck an' ither Fielding maneuvers.Naw sir,ah few glessed o' Guinness an,a plate beans an' cabbage an' ye're in business.Encyclopedia Cameronicus