Skippy, you'll really love staying there but be sure you get Cabin 12 at "Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss Motor Court" because it has the new roof and the indoor plumbing although the shower stall is rusted out pretty bad.

Hey....just jokin' ......I'm a "Heartland" native and I can make a few about Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois.......We can take it......and by gawd we have the best county fairs in the world! Lots of festivals too. I mean we'll celebrate anything. There are over a hundred in Ohio alone celebrating the joys of everything from asparagus to zuchini (really!) including soybeans (that one's about 25 miles from my house), popcorn, clay, glass, strawberries......you name it, we got it! Well almost....except underwear......We used to have an underwear festival at a little place outside of Dayton where there was a factory, but they stopped it because it "fell below community standards" when an "uncouth" element started attending (I'm completely serious here).

Spaw