Bulletin: Neither Annamill reported for work today, and there's a big row down at the beach...

I think we should clone Dubya several times. Two heads are better than one, three even better yet, think what five could do!

It would help him to figure out those tricky foreign policy situations, like how to tell evil terrorists with guns & bombs from noble counter-terrorists with guns, bombs, jets, and tanks...and how to distinguish collateral damage from crimes against humanity. He could also give live speeches in several different locations simultaneously, which would be a great morale booster.

Plus...it would present potential foreign terrorist assassins with a wellnigh insoluble problem, and secure the presidency beyond harm for the next 8 years at least.

- LH