Jimmy C, HAHAHAHA! *There* ye go. Speakin' (as I did) of Paddy Clancy (RIP):

When I am dead, all my drinkin's over,
I'll take one drink and I'll drink no more....
In case I mightn't get it done that day,
I will take it now, and I'll drink away,
Rud-lee fol the dee.....
-Jug of Punch

(Bit of thread drift here; but all in a noble cause....)