I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered in a beautiful place (havent found one yet but I dont bank on dying just yet)in the moon light. I want all those who know me to go to the pub and have a good drink (I had better get saving up now knowing how much they can drink!!)

However most of them will probably turn up to make sure I am avtually dead!!!!

Just make sure I am dead first this burning people alive doesn't really appeal to me!!!

cat x