More tasteless humour at the expense of battered lizards! Well!

The missus is in a foul mood, having been fined, and is about to undergo "rehabilitation". Ha! She can't see me smiling... Serves the old wretch right, it does. I give them scant chance of rehabilitating her, however. Does one rehabilitate Blackbeard the pirate? I think not!

I have failed to secure passage to Barbados or Trinidad (my ancestral home), an no reliable counsel has come forward to assist me in securing compensation for physical and mental suffering in her company. These buggers won't accept pay in the form of lettuce for some reason...stupid gits!

Still, it could be worse, I suppose. I could have been born a skink...or a gecko...and be in the care of a sadistic little boy who listens to hiphop all day long...

Ugh!

- Igwig