LOL, Kendall! Just work over the menus for a while and you'll find where all the buttons are sooner or later. There is also always the RTFM approach, except I am sure they never sent yyou one. But you can find plenty of documentation by opportunistic techies with English degrees in any bookstore.

And don't take it as a personal affront -- even GOOD OSes are complex and several times removed from normal human intelligence, obscured by strange vocabulary, impossible acronyms and an absolute constraint to adhere to an irrational logic.

If it weren't for whatever English speakers they hire to write the interface (doncha love that word? We didn't need it before the computer revolution!) we'd all be swimming in confusion and nevert get anything done at all!!

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