Several people I know do their own private versions of several verses... One of my personal favorites made it onto stage without the rest of the band's knowledge during an event last year...

"Where is me hat, Me bloody, blasted hat? It's all gone for beer and tobacco (Looks up at hat on head) Oh! There it is! How embarrassing..." At this point the song hit a serious snag as the rest of the band members tried to continue playing while laughing...

Apologies to Skipjack, Gaffer, Stu and the rest involved in this bit of comic brutality...

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