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Thread #46173   Message #685704
Posted By: GUEST,Just Amy
08-Apr-02 - 05:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: What would you want on your headstone?
Subject: RE: BS: What would you want on your headstone?
My English grandmother always said this headstone was real:

"Wherever you be, let your wind blow free, for to keep in a fart, was the death of me."

Eat, drink and be merry as long as oil remaineth in the lamp for who knows if in the other world there be a tavern.