Yall are nuts: members, guests, trolls. If you are deriving enjoyment from this exercise - more power to you, but if not and you are engaging in this conversation to really change things or to possibly irritate other people - good lord, can't you think of anything better to do?

I do have to thank you, though - nearly all the above posts have given me a few seconds of humor. Maybe this is the formation of an new genre of humor...

Pax yall