Brian Johnstone collapsed in laughter when his fellow commentator,describing Ian Bothams missing an attempted hook shot to Square Leg which involved jumping over the top of the wicket thus "Botham only just managed to get his leg over then"

After the Oxford/Cambridge Boat Race(does anyone really care?). The Television commentator reported that "Lady Jane presented the Trophy and then kissed the cox of the winning team.

Jack Nicklaus's wife when asked whether Jack had any pre-match superstitions said "Jack always gets me to kiss his balls before teeing off".