I know what you are getting at Willie-O and am not taking offense here at all - but it ain't me being 'anal' (I presume you mean wanting to be in control rather than anything more messy;-)) As I said earlier I have 5 kids and they wandered all over the place without coming to much harm - as did me and Mrs G when we were youngsters.The point I must make clear is that any festival organisers, certainly here in the UK, who provide creche facilities supervised by unqualified staff, will almost certainly be guilty of breaking some pretty major laws on child protection.
To do that would place the future of the festival at risk and we, for one, were not willing to take tht chance!
Hope that clears it up.
Cheers
Dave