How Should We Treat Members? Well. . . .

Fellow goes to a doctor because he's managed to pick up a "social disease." The doctor examines him, says, "Hmm. Not good. It's full of holes!"
The fellow says, "Is there anything I can do with it, doctor?"
The doctor thinks awhile. Then he writes out a telephone number, hands it to the fellow and says, "Call this man."
The fellow leaves. The next day he comes back. He's angry and upset.
"What the hell is this?" he says. "I called this guy, and he tells me he's a musician who plays in an Irish folk music group. He says he plays the penny-whistle."
"Yeah," says the doctor. "I figured that he could teach you how to finger it."

Don Firth