The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #9944 Message #68729
Posted By: Banjer
07-Apr-99 - 02:22 AM
Thread Name: Banjo Jokes, let the dueling begin....
Subject: RE: Banjo Jokes, let the dueling begin....
Definition of an optimist:
A Banjo player with a beeper!
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to a song and I say, "I think I might have written that."
Don't tell my mom I'm a banjo player. She thinks I'm a piano player in a house of ill repute!
How can you get six banjo players to play in harmony?
Give only one of them a banjo!