Jeesus Paw! You're psychic! Many years ago I built one of my stranger and (totally unappreciated) weirdolins. Take one autoharp. Add legs! Add plexiglass top, and presto! The most annoying coffee table in existence. My non-musical lady love at the time (God bless you Nancy, wherever you are. You deserved better.) forgot that the top was off one evening and dumped (accidently I think) a pot of tea and two cups into the works. Wouldn't tune up at all after that.