What is the diference between a banjo and an accordian?
The accordian is pre-pleated for more acurate cutting.
Why are drums played so loud?
So the blind as well as the deaf can be annoyed.
How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
efine an optomist?
An accordian player with a beeper.
What do you call a drummer with two brain cells?
Gifted.(Or twins. Take your pick)

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