I went on a visit last year to Kweebeck and had a tabernooshing good time. Most of the people I met were pretty cool, but those whining Kaybeckwaa politicians, tabernoosh.

The licence plates in Kweebeck say "Je me souviens." I thought it "I have souvenirs," but it means "Me, I remember." I asked someone what it is they remember and they said they remember that they were conquered by the British in 1759.

Tabernoosh, I thought, 1759. Then I noticed that the Kaybeckwaa flag was the fleurs-de-lys, the symbol of the French monarchy.

Tabernoosh, I thought, these Kaybeckwaa are still loyal to the king of France. Haven't these people heard, there was a revolution in France in 1789.

No, I guess they haven't. And that's why those Kaybeckwaa blockheads insulted that lovely old drunk lady who died last week in London.

Now me, I remember this nude lap dancer I met in a strip bar in Montreal. But that's another story.