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LEFTOVER BISCUITS
(Roger Handy)

CHORUS: Leftover biscuits, leftover ham
Leftover gravy in an old fryin' pan
Leftover coffee, leftover tea
Now I'm all alone 'cause she done left over me.

Well, I asked my wife if I could go out with the boys,
Just a little party over at Jimmy Roy's.
She said, "Yes, honey, you know that I don't care."
But what I didn't tell her it was a three-day affair. CHORUS

Then we went to a party over at my neighbors' home,
Me and my neighbor's wife in the kitchen all alone.
She was makin' biscuits while I was makin' time.
Caught in the act by that little old wife of mine. CHORUS

Now I'm all alone, 'cause she done left over me.

[Originally recorded by The Lost and Found c1980. Currently available on "Classic Bluegrass," Rebel CD 1112, 1991.]