LMAO...that's a good one, Banj!

Hey, I heard on NPR, yesterday that not only does the Attorney General Ashcroft sing, he's also appropriated an old "saw" which has been bandied about for years, as his own and will be quoted in the NYTimes Sunday Magazine as having said it: the old one about you only need two things in life, duct tape and WD40. Duct tape to secure anything that won't stay put and WD40 to loosen up things that won't go, or some such like that! Wonder how he'd feel about our Duct Tape thread?!**BG**