Ignoring the troll, let me add another wonderful similar story.

A friend of mine ran a factory which always took on a number of 'learning retarded' staff. One, a super lad of about thirty, was always escorted there and back on the bus, because he couldn't handle the journey himself.

Came the big day when it was judged that he would make The Adventure, and go to work by himself, on the bus, paying the fare, watching out for the right stop, etc.

He was excited - he was doing this all by himself!

No he wasn't - the entire factory staff had stationed themselves along the route, hiding behind trees, sitting in cars, watching to see him go past safely!

*That* is the attitude to take, dear troll.

- Ian B