Oh, come on GUEST - you can waste more of your time than that - really, how many threads have you started today? Feel free to attempt to prove to us that you use your brain. We'll never believe it, but feel free try. It really is appreciated and frankly, encouraged.

One note: the standardized tests you mention don't all have perfect scores of "800," Even the SAT has two parts each of which has a total of 800 points. But CLEARLY you wouldn't know that...

Oh and by the way, my good friend Brian Hillis is now in the process of hunting you down.

pax yall