As the CEO of the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed, I am proud to announce the winner of this year's competetion for the Numbnuts Award. Every year we pick a completely screwed movie for the patients to watch and our fine staff has chosen well this year. Dr. Cojones endorses it as well and will be repeatedly shown to all being treated at both the Young Center as well as in our recently added wing, the James Taylor Rehab Unit for Catatonic Blandness. This year's selection marks a number of firsts, the chief one being that it does not star William Shatner, although I fear the actors in this one are somewhat better. Please enjoy at your leisure and remember the NYCFTTS is your Center.

Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed NUMBNUTS AWARD WINNER-2002


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