My greatest fear is that the aliens will not actually announce their arrival by landing on the White House in their hideous gleaming saucers, or crash land in the New Mexico desert where they will transform ants and tarantulas into giant, bloodthirsty insects which howl horribly. No, my fear is that they may already have infiltrated our teeming populations with individuals who resemble us down to the very fingerprints. This is a well known tactic, especially when they place the seed pods under your bed. My advice to be on the safe side is check under your own bed for things that resemble big green beans. Also, examine your family members, co-workers, supermarket checkers etc for signs of alien replacement. This often manifests as blank staring, monotone speech, stiff walking etc. So far I have detected hundreds of these, many of which are government employees, Canadians, and teenagers. Some may in fact be appearing on internet forums, perhaps even the Mudcat Cafe! I am not mentioning any names, but they are very curious about Earthlings and their habits, even wanting to know if you "ever played" a certain guitar, etc. They may also be obsessed by "space shows" such as Star Track and fictional personages like W Shatnner.

You really can't be too careful, you know.

LEJ