Just doodeling this Sunday morning
God,grant me the senility to forget the people I have never liked anyway,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I'm older(but refuse to grow up)here's what I've discovered
1--I started out with nothing,and I still have most of it
2--My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran
3--I finally got my head together,and now my body is falling apart
4--Funny,I don't remember being absent minded
5--Funny,I don't remember being absent minded
6--What were we talking about
7--It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser
8--Some days you're the dog,Some days you're the hydrant
9--I wish the buck stopped here,I sure could use a few
10--Kids in the back seat cause accidents
11--Accidents in the back seat causes Kids
12--It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere
13--The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom
14--If God wanted me to touch my toes,he would have put them on my knees
15--When I'm finally holding all the cards,why does everyone else decide to play chess
16--It's not hard to meet expenses,they're everywhere
17--The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth
18--These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter,I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after
19--If all is not lost,Then where is it
20--Did I send this to you already?
21--Or did you send this to me?
I'm sure there are a lot more that can be added to this