Harp, first let me congratulate you in front of everyone for winning the autoharp competition at the big Florida folk bash---which one was that again? Way to go, kid!

I think I've posted all the riverboat stuff I've got in other threads. Sorry!!

Only kidding!

Mike Fink had a bet with a fellow that he could jump the Mississippi. He stood on the bluff, came tearing down the slope and got a good head o' steam up before he L-----E-----A-----P-----E-----D !!!!!!!!! Half way across, he realized he couldn't make it, so he turned around and went back.