I APOLOGISE FOR THE TERRORIST ONE i'M SO SORRY I DID NOT SEE THAT ONE WHEN I MOVED THE FILE ACROSS FROM MY FOLDERS. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT PERSONALLY. CAN ANYONE DELETE IT FOR ME?

Moving on.....being a bodhran player.....I guess I better contribute a few of these jokes too:

man walks into a bar with a round bag under his arm. bar man asks "what's that?" man replies "6 lbs of semtex" bar man says "thanks be to jeasus I thought it was a bodhran!"

Man leaves his bodhran in his car and remembers the car is unlocked...he rushes back and opens the door only to find another five in there too!!

A bodhran player is sick of th3e abuse the band is giving him so he decides to start his own up. He walks into the music shop wanting to buy the first instruments he sees.

"I'll take the red sax and the accordion" he says. "u'r a bodhran player aren't u?" the shop keeper asks "how do you know the man replies?" "I'll tell you what...the fire extinguisher u can buy but the radiator stays" What does a bodhran player use for birth control? Their personality!!

How do you know there's a bodhran player at the door? The knocking gets faster and faster and faster.....

Y do bodhran players find it difficult to enter a room? they don't know when to come in!!

Simple Bodhran Care: Rub gently with lighter fluid and ignite!!

What do you call a bodhran player with a broken wrist? A huge improvement!!

What does a bodhran player and a sperm have in common? They both have a bout a 1 in a million chance of becoming a human being!!

Best uses for a bodhran: 1) Set fire to the hoop and get the player to jump through it. 2)roll it over a cliff into the ocean 3)nail soup can lids to the rim and use it as a tambourine

What's the difference between a bodhran player and a drum machine? You only have to punch the rhythm into the drum machine once!!

Y are men better bodhran players than women? They've already mastered the wrist action!!

LAST ONE I PROMISE!!

Difference between a bodhran and an onion? Most people cry when they cut up an onion!!

That's it...I'm off to bed!!

Jez